you know who is hot? maura tierney. i have had the hots for her since “news radio” but she really got extra hot to me on ER as abby lockhart, the sassy, brooding former alcoholic with a heart of gold, a real talent for medicine, and sexy long bangs that flop into her eyes. i want to make out with abby. she’s so cagey and emotionally unavailable, yet vulnerable and scared inside, i love it. now that’s acting! haha, news radio… man, that show was hilarious. just look at that cast… the second funniest kids in the hall guy, phil hartman (RIP), fat with glasses prototype boss guy, joe rogan doing joey from friends with an edge, the black lady who now gets all wicked spiritual with the dead bodies on C.S.I. Miami, red haired lady who never got as famous as kathy griffin but was funnier, and andy dick! damn. i gotta get that shit on dvd.
one time i saw andy dick at the little joy in echo park. i wrote about it that night in my myspace blog because it was so surreal. apparently he was in Buffalo Kitchen tonight, but i didn’t see him. i used to think andy dick was strangely attractive when he was on news radio too, but that was before he was coked out of his mind all the time.
i don’t know why, but i am always sexually attracted to the most random people. when i was in high school and i first figured out i liked girls, i had a hair thing. girls with bangs pretty much really do it for me, but that’s hard to judge these days because i think all girls might have bangs now. i’ve always preferred ladies with short hair, but that’s kind of on it’s way out. i mean, i am still more inclined to lean toward short-haired types, but the long-haired butches have been holding it down lately, and femmes with short hair abound.
also, when it comes to girls, i tend to like nerds. like, real awkward and tough to figure out. this doesn’t really make any sense to me, since most of the time i am also immediately attracted to anyone really funny, outgoing, and confident, but it’s the awkward, screwy types that keep my interest.
the opposite is true of men. when i like a boy, he is usually some unwieldy geek who turns out to be an asshole in disguise. but whenever i have truly truly liked a boy for more than a day, they have always been over-confident, loud, obnoxious, hilarious, “man” types. weird, huh?
i kind of have a secret man crush right now. mostly i like him because he is tall, handsome, prematurely bald, in a position of authority, and in a relationship. this is my MO. it’s not a REAL crush or anything, but i just think it’s funny how we kind of just do the same things over and over again. or is that just me? thanks a LOT dad, sheesh.
anyway, you know what else? getting old is weird. i was talking to some of the BK girls today at work. i am the oldest female hostess there. this is depressing on many levels, but mostly it’s weird because i remember when i was their age, 19-21, and 26 seemed SO OLD! one of them even told me the other day, in genuine shock at my age and with the best intentions, that i “look sooo good. you must have really good skin!” hahahahaha.
it’s so strange to know that the days of being a young little thing are really gone. like, there is no room for that at all anymore, unless i start hanging out with older power dykes and that’s sure not going to happen. i don’t mind so much getting older in the sense that i do feel much much wiser, but i am not happy that i haven’t fugured out what i want to do with my life yet and (god willing) it is half over. that sux. can i get a do-over?
p.s. wait a minute, i’m sorry, i need to start paying more attention to these pictures i post. is the cast of news radio picture above really them photoshopped lounging on/around a giant antique radio? ahahahahaha. oh man, i feel better already. that’s hysterical.