i don't really know how i am going to handle the fact that the olympic games are over. with everything that is going wrong in my life right now, i am entirely unfit to handle such a crushing loss. more on that later.
actually, more on everything later. i need to go to bed because this whole staying up all night/sleeping all day thing is doing nothing for the job hunt, not to mention my general morale and complexion.
i am pretty tempted at this point to just get a realllllly random job dealing with things i know nothing about, like golf supplies or something. i could hawk golf balls for a living, sure i could. i bet that would totally advance my writing career. maybe i could learn to write erotica. hardcore erotica, as you can be certain that most avid golfers are absolute perverts.
speaking of sexy balls, i have been meaning to write my review of the lelo luna bead system, which i proudly own but have yet to hanker down with and give a real testing to, so look out for that this week. if the subject of my vagina fitness doesn't bring on the hits, by god, what will?!?!
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