it is hot and therefore impossible to do anything during the day when you are broke like i am. sitting here languishing in the echo park apartment isn’t exactly the best way to shoot for the stars. i need to figure out a plan soon because i am losing my entire sense of self-worth.
this weekend was okay. i went out quite a bit during the week, so friday joe and i were pretty mellow. we saw “baby mama” during the afternoon. it was okay, but there were astronomical plot holes and you could just tell both actresses, especially amy poehler, were holding back quite a bit. i do love tina fey, though. she is really livin’ the dream. and by that, i mean my dream but with way less pussy and way more husband and kids.
anyhoo, saturday i went to a bridal shower during the day then at night hung out with one of my favorite people in the whole world, niki, who was visiting from portland. we had a latenight bbq at cheryl’s new place with cheryl and joe on grill duty and then jaime and desiree came later. it was a nice, chill night. sunday amy had a few people over to her house in huntington beach and we drank beer and swam in the pool all day. it was really fun.
wow, this is riveting stuff. i’m sorry i’m so boring right now, but i am having a personal crisis. well, that and they still haven’t finished fixing my damn camera, so i have no photographic evidence of how sparkling my social life is.
um.
i don’t know where to begin trying to make things right. i suppose the best way to start is getting a second job so i can have some money in my pocket, but the search isn’t going so well. another good place to start would be a fucking pedicure, but i am broke, hence the state of emergency.
i shall leave you all with something that will hopefully cheer us all up. this random comment (identity protected by me for… i dunno, niceness) on the picture of me and dani campbell from “a shot at love with tila tequila 1″ that someone left on my Flickr:
“i love you so much dani campbell
i want to meet you sexy and you are so sexy and hot i love you babey come and take me i’m you’rs babey my web ******4u@yahoo.com
i’m hollie marie stevens sexy my love i love you so much much babey so i’m 28 yaers old and i’m omost 29 just like you sexy
my web ******4u@yahoo.com or go to myspace
i love you dani campbell”
celezbrity is so priceless. i need to get me some, immediately.
amanda i love you so much babey i’m 26 and you’re 27 and i think you so sexy babey some take me way babey…… was that good enough?
ha! yes, rachel, very close. now all i need is my own show on logo and an endorsement deal with a new women’s energy drink. cross yr fingers.