i need to apologize upfront because i am simply not in the mood to write today and kind of need to go to bed, but alas, here i am, spewing forth my mediocrity into cyberspace.
i was displeased with myself because i was so exhausted that i slept in on sunday and ran super-late to the lesbian soccer picnic, but there were still plenty of people there when we got there and the game was well underway. i only took a few pictures and then gave ajai my camera to take some. the best part of the day was actually when vanessa and kp got
there with tons of delicious food for everyone, including folding table and playboy paper tablecloth (lesbians love boobs, rabbits, and bowties, so that logo really works for us), but by that time i had retired the camera in favor of a PBR so i don’t have any pictures of that or the dog who ate joe’s salsa. damnit.
some of us were slightly irate that instead of going to the much more local elysian park we trekked into the hollywood hills to this new place, but as scarlet pointed out, the ground was much flatter and better for soccer. unfortunately, upon arrival everyone noticed the signs that say NO SOCCER posted out front, which 
are clearly an attempt to keep latinos and lesbians at bay, but to no avail! soccer is apparently the game of my people, but i don’t play it. what i do play is drinking beers in public and peeing on hillsides above multi-million dollar homes, so i wholeheartedly supported the general consensus to play soccer anyway, as i am no stranger to bending the rules.
on the whole, it was a great day. i woke up, had sex, ate the crust from a slice of pizza joe was eating, had many laughs with my friends, then later hung out with my bff jenny and saw her new apartment. life is pretty good right now, if i may say.
*waits for wrench*
p.s. notice the lack of pictures of the actual game? this is journalistic gold, people. gold!
really amanda, this picture?