if i had a clone her name would be jeannie-marie. not because that makes any sense, mind you, but because that was my childhood fantasy name. as you can imagine "amanda-faye" did not win over many hearts on the school playground. and better yet, "amanda" is pronounced "uh-mon-duh" for those of you who didn’t know. it’s amanda in spanish. ay ay ay!
anyways i always wish i had a goddamn clone. mostly so i don’t have to go to work or school on some days. like tomorrow, as i have just spent the last four hours with my hair in someone’s fist and their other hand doing other interesting stuff.
hahaha. for real.
anyhoo, i am pissed because although i l-o-v-e the fact that i don’t have to work on saturdays anymore, i hate that i can never get any week days off. two of my good friends are skateboarding in the x-games on friday and i can’t even go. SO BUMMED, as are sports-loving A:FP readers, i am sure.
of course, i would have missed a hell of a saturday this weekend if i still had a weekend job. don’t you just hate how people assume lesbians walk around topless, making out all the time, then spanking each other with ping-pong paddles? oh, WAIT, that totally happened at this lesbian pool party i went to this weekend. a bunch. man alive, it was a great time. after there was another party, then a GREAT hour of dyke dancing at akbar (finally!), a bunch of drama, and del taco. the perfect day.
sorry i haven’t been writing. i have a bunch of posts in mind, but i can’t seem to find the time. that’s gonna end soon, though, i promise.
sharp, intellectual, HILARIOUS posts.
about my pussy.
i kid, i kid.
sorta.
oh don’t tease us a-faye