haha, get it? how i am not a famous writer is beyond me.
anyway, i have to write this quickly and shortly because my internet is being a jerk and it only works when i stand in one spot and hold my laptop directly towards the ceiling. which makes it very difficult to type. i was doing just this last night at about three am when i heard gunshots from somewhere on the steeet. one would think this would make me drop to the ground and slink off to my internet signal-free bedroom, but no. i stood there fearlessly until my new myspace comments page loaded, goddamn it. isn’t there a number you can call and say “excuse me, the internet connection i am pirating just will NOT work, and i can’t have this. i rely on my internet connection, i have a BLOG for godssake!!! and a myspace!” no? oh.
sooo.. lacey blew out my hair on wednesday. it looked lovely one weds night. i went to the usual wednesday night dyke watering hole the eagle (aka gauntlet, aka gspot, aka ghole) and everyone went nuts or had no idea who i was and gave me dirty looks when i said hi. oh how i love thee, unfriendly cliquey lesbos! it actually blew out really nicely and was way soft. this may be due to the new product line they are using at the salon called carita. well, that and lacey’s skillful hands. thursday night i went to mr. t’s bowl for club butchin’ which is monthly, i think. my roomate’s band was playing. it was reeeally fun! everyone came out and a ton of people were watching the band. i was feeling overstimulated because there were so many people i knew and my hair was puffing out because i was running around and dancing, but it was great. some weird guys parked their car right out front of the club and were blasting tupac, which turned into a tupac lesbian parking lot party at the end of the night. i don’t think those guys realized they were at a girls’ night. hahaha.
so, tonight i am going to some kind of fundraiser… event… thing… for the gay and lesbian center. i dunno, my tickets were free. in fact, everyone i know who is going got free tickets. i was confused as to how they were planning on raising any funds, but my roomate jaime explained that they have to keep us young lesbians around for eye candy to convince the old ones (who pay) to keep coming back, year after year. this made perfect sense. my hair this morning, however, does not. it is all straight/wavy/crazy and looks like one of britney spears’ wigs. still, i have decided to wear it out tonight like this. i’ll try to take pics of tonight’s gayity, but i dunno if they will let me take a camera in. or if i want to. i plan on dancing until i pass out, or at least getting really drunk, cause this could be baaad. oh well, gotta support the ladies, right?