sometimes i wish i was smart. i wish i was smart so i could talk about interesting important things, be really fucking funny, and have everyone like me. and i mean, like, everyone i meet. i wish people would say, “that amanda-faye is so smart, cool, and funny! i totally want to be her friend, she’s just, wow, just really great.”
then i would have a bunch of friends who love me, be a totally awesome writer, and be able to hold a conversation with just about anyone i’ve been introduced to.
oh, wait…