haha, yeah right, i always discuss everything. it’s my gift. but here is a list of things i actually really enjoy, but rarely talk about:
pickles, man are they good! i especially like the little tiny crunchy ones, not the sweet ones though.
getting to know someone new, sober.
ice cube, the rapper. he just seems like an interesting guy.
scented candles
ethiopian food
looking stuff up in the dictionary, even if i already know what it means
memorizing other people’s smells
capital “r”s
biting, hard
talking and laughing in bed
the no-frills shape of the state of colorado
japanese candy
anything grapefruit, except, oddly, grapefruits.
driving the 134 W, especially at sunset.
singing REALLY loud in my car.
pulling people’s hair
counting bricks
taking hour-long showers
meyer lemons
laying in the street at night
losing on purpose
winning
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so anyway my brain is full of booze and tits, but i am coming back to earth. last night we went to the little joy and i actually had more fun than more not fun there. i don’t know if that has ever happened. i didn’t even walk in on anyone in the bathroom doing cheap, speedy blow. what a night! my new friend emily from seattle made me some gorgeous earrings that cheered me up so much. i have been bummed lately because i feel like everyone thinks i’m dumb. i am not dumb, i just don’t read enough anymore and i love to please too much. plus, i talk like a flaming gay man who has been huffing coco mademoiselle, but you know what, fuck it, that’s me. i’m going to start reading more and being more aware/involved in the outside world again, but i’m going to do it for myself. book and music suggestions are welcome, but you have to lend them to me because i am broke.
so so broke. does anyone have $100 i can borrow?
I’m loving your blog! It’s like you never left Steam although I know a lot more about you now than I did then because of this. For instance, I never knew that you liked those little pickles!
Pickles rule! My sister has never eaten a pickle. Sweet pickles suck, indeed.
Also, who even cares about sounding smart. BORE SNORE. I hate the news, current events, politics and “smart ppl things” and it does not make me stupid…it makes me not boring. I mean seriously, would you rather talk about globalization and the world economy, or….lip gloss? Let’s get real.
I can, however, correctly identify 100% of the countries on planet earth.
you really do talk like a flaming gay man! I always thought that