my personal favorite L word is “lipgloss,” but maybe that’s just me.
i just sat on cheryl’s couch for five hours catching up on my season 4 L Word. holy crap, this season was good! the finale is already on sunday, and i am actually pretty bummed. of course the whole concept and writing of the show is often questionable at best, but we lesbians, especially glamourous, fashionable l.a. lesbians, simply must see ourselves represented on-screen. we love us and can’t get enough. can you?
that’s what i thought.
*some very minor spoilers. if you are behind, DON’T READ or don’t blame me.
i had heard from many sources that this season was bad, but i just decided for myself and it’s good. there is WAY more sex than ever, for once some of the other characters besides alice are getting funny lines, and then there is the ever-funny alice. and shane’s boobs. and all the other boobs.
and then my friends, there is the face i will see and probably have a lil mental conversation with just before i fall asleep. that face belongs to the painfully hot daniela sea, who plays the pre-op female-to-male transgender character “max” on the show. at first i was like, “whatever” about the storyline, she’s HOT, but it actually appears that they are bringing up and addressing a lot of interesting issues with this character. obviously there is the whole gender thing, but also one of the episodes had this girl who was supposed to be from san fran talking to max about how there are no decent butches in l.a. SO TRUE. sux. and then, on this last episode, she totally seduces him, which is difficult because as a pre-op, he is not comfortable with his body. she eases him into it but saying “i want to suck your cock.” and “i want you to cum in my mouth.”
OMG, do you know how many times i have uttered those phrases to a woman? i thought that was just me. i have never felt more sexually validated in my life. if i need to sit here and explain to you why a girl would say that to another girl, you should go ask your mom if you are allowed to read my blog. jk, i know it sounds weird, but some girls really get off on it, and not necessarily because they wish they were men, but because it’s fun and exciting to take something everyone thinks is supposed to be a certain way and make it another. like when someone says to me, “wait, amanda, do you really want me to take your panties off then shove them in your mouth to keep you quiet?” and i’m all “yeah, right now.”
hahahaha. seriously.
anyway, max is sexy as hell. i’m looking forward to the season finale and what they are going to do with that whole “will he (get the operation) or won’t he.” my guess is cliffhanger. those bastards. i don’t know if i could ever persue a relationship with a trannie because obviously i love boobs, but i wish more girls looked like that. well fine, not all dykes can be gorgeous, hard-bodied studs with eyes the color of a vast, untamable sea, but i’m talking about the attitude as well. so far, good butches have been hard to find. i’m talking about girls who are butchy, but not cheesy style, and who like and appreciate girly girls and know how to treat them and what to say. ugh. it’s SO ANNOYING!
maybe i’m alone here, but i think i am special. i’m like a fucking unicorn for girls that like girly girls. the other day in the little joy this girl was all “how is it in any way conceivable that you are a lesbian?” i personally think that because i am a queer lady, everything i do is technically…. wait the video for stacey q “two of hearts” is on….
okay, back. wow, no offense but i dance to her song way better than she does. i have it choreographed perfectly and think about it all the time. that’s how gay i am.
anyway, blah blah blah, the points are a) the L Word is a highly entertaining show, b) daniela sea is the hottest woman alive, c) i will afford you with untold amounts of unnecessary 411 about my sex life or lack thereof, d) there is a shortage of good butches in l.a., and e) ciara’s new video “like a boy” is really gay
hot damn, i love staying at houses with cable! except when both channels are showing gwen stefani. that makes amanda-faye very sad 
okay. am i the only here who sees a giant pulsating vagina with ciara in the middle (as clitoris? phallus?) at about 2:21 when it gets all dark and pulse-y sounding?
also, the part where she’s leaning way back in the center of the x formed by her “boys” is weird.
also, i enjoy all the pelvic thrusting and crotch grabbing.
that is all.
I did a performance to 2 of Hearts in like my 3rd grade dance class. It was amazing. I still remember it, I can teach you the choreography sometime.