if looking good is the best revenge, then smiting my enemies has not been on the top of my list for quite some time now. i have let myself go. i haven’t been eating right or excercising, haven’t had a facial in over a year, and almost never lotion up my entire body and wrap myself in a thermo-moisturizing blanket for 45 minutes.
no more, i say! on top of it from now on.
the diet is going well. i have lost six pounds using only mild starvation and marathon fucking. it’s been wild. i don’t even know where my brain is, but i have a sneaking suspicion it’s somewhere… well, where the sun may or may not shine depending on local codes of decency in the state of california. i need to quit. last night i had the craziest dream that i was totally making out with one of my straightest, most platonic, non-lesbionic acquaintances. and it wasn’t half bad.
anyway, enough about me. well, not really. i just wanted to appologize for not posting too much right now. i have a lot of stuff on my mind. i have a lot of posts to write. i am going to soon.
and after that i am going to post and post every day like a good blogger who loves all her new readers and thanks! and with pics!
i lost my camera batteries at akbar so i can’t upload all of my recent photos of fun los angeles nightlife. oh don’t roll your eyes, jerks!
loves you.
Amanda I’m all caught up now.
Loving the logo!
I think you should play the sexy music we play at Steam.
With your logo flashing from dark to bright.
Bitch, you had better have been dreaming about me.
What? What’s that you say? Not everything is about me? NONSENSE!!!!
Your blog is freaking hillarious! I’ll be back!