this one is for the ladies and the men who carry a murse, or man purse.
always carry a bag at least large enough to hold a small bottle of liquor or a flask. i personally think it should at least be large enough to steal a cheap bottle of wine from an art show, but use your own discretion. i know tiny-ass bags come in and out of style and are often preferred for evening, but i think that’s crap. if i go out to a bar or club on a chilly night, and the dj decides to break down some fitty cent or something like that, i need to have a purse with me that is large enough to stuff my jacket and scarf inside so that i can shout “shut up, no he DIDN’T play this!” and shake my ass free from such cumbersome clothings.
Seriously, u r hilarshish.